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Yesterday at work
Officer Monteiro: Excuse me sir may I look inside that backpack for a moment?
Bro: Uhh...sure man
(Officer Monteiro inspects bag with flashlight)
Officer Monteiro: Do you have any firearms or alcohol in here sir?
Bro: Uh no man, just a banana. Some healthful snacks.
Officer Monteiro: I'm just trying to make sure you're not bringing anything in here like a video camera or alcohol to the movie
Bro: Oh no way man, just some healthful snacks. Gotta stay fit yaknow. So I can be beast on the streets. You know what I mean.
Officer Monteiro: ...Yes.
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