December 2011
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Dear Sweet Santa of Seduction: Merry Christmas...
Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs (December 14) Mr. Moist Saint Nick: As I magnetically dangle this magical mistletoe above my mere mysteriousness… I imagine your mouth smooching mine… (December 8) Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie...
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“(Back in ‘95) things were much different. You had Newt Gingrich hopping...”
– James Carville
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“Hey guys, guess who just became lactose tolerant!”
– Milhouse Van Houten (via milhoose)
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