Dear Sweet Santa of Seduction: Merry Christmas...
Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs (December 14) Mr. Moist Saint Nick: As I magnetically dangle this magical mistletoe above my mere mysteriousness… I imagine your mouth smooching mine… (December 8) Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie...
(Back in ‘95) things were much different. You had Newt Gingrich hopping...– James Carville
Hey guys, guess who just became lactose tolerant!– Milhouse Van Houten (via milhoose)